SIP 2020 Round 5 Elra Park

[vonsirius]

Cars ready for round 5.
This time some brit flavour, please have a cup of tea and make your choice!

#1 Mini Cooper


#2 Mini Cooper Jägermeister

#3 Movi Cooper

#13 Mini Cooper

#57 Mini Clubman 1275 GT

# 139 Mini Cooper

#177 Mini Cooper

[slothead]

#3 for Slothead Racing. I don't suppose my crew will be able to do an engine swap and upgrade to a Ford 427 NASCAR V8?

[vonsirius]

I´m afraid not

[Hksk25]

I'd like the #57 car, please

Harry

[chappyman66]

Not fast enough to retain our favorite sponsor......team Chappyman66 will take #139 please.
Clearly our driver is disadvantaged having not completed his weight program.

[Racing Bandit]

How about the #2 for Bandit Racing my friend? The rest of team had HUGE silly smiles on the faces when they saw it...….said something about the sponsor having been the refreshment of their youth. [Bandit does not have clear memories of that time ]

[TuscoTodd]

The T-county boys will try lucky #13!
(it may not be black and gold, but the number worked for Smokey Yunick right?)

[dw5555]

Well since Racing Bandit took my car I'll go with the back up #1.

[Racing Bandit]

In the spirit of racing camaraderie, the Bandit will accept switching cars with DW. All that Bandit Racing asks for is an equitable share of the complimentary Jägermeister.

[chappyman66]

Team Chappyman thinks that full distribution of hospitality benefits prior to the race can only benefit our team.....party on, dudes.

[vonsirius]

Race entries;

#1 Racing Bandit

#2 Dw5555

#3 Slothead Racing

#13 T County Lug Nuts

#57 Hksk25

#139 Chappyman 66

#177 Vonsirius

Testing on track will go on!

[Racing Bandit]

Team Chappyman thinks that full distribution of hospitality benefits prior to the race can only benefit our team.....party on, dudes.

The wives of the entire team somehow caught wind of the deal and has made it quite clear that there shall be NO partaking of Adult beverages until the Post-race festivities. So Chappy if the news disappoints you, imagine what that has done for our morale!!!

[dw5555]

You didn't say anything about girlfriends..

[slothead]

Wow, those are some might big, gulps, she's taking.

[slothead]

None of this will have any impact on Slothead Racing - we banned the devil's nectar from our pit are years ago when dealing with a drunken lovesick mechanic who thought the Playboy umbrella girl was gonna marry him. We now celebrate with jelly donuts and chocolate milk. However, after 5 or 6 donuts each, and several glasses of chocolate milk to wash them down we can get a little lethargic and prone to midday naps when we should be working on the car.

Our security officer does her part too.

[dw5555]

By the way Bandit, appreciate the switch. Jager and I have had a 14 yr relationship now and still going strong.
Boss Dave

[Racing Bandit]

Not a problem. Totally understand as Senor Jose and his cousins have been very close friends of myself and the Chief Mechanic for a v-e-e-r-r-r-y long time.

[vonsirius]

Will be a 7 cars race format.
Cars ready for qualifying, good luck!

[slothead]

Unique lineup of cars. Low horsepower means more reliance on suspension and handling. We think we're up to the challenge.